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I was all like 'WOO! COMPUTER GAMEZ!' and bought the new Tomb Raider one. Only it won't work. I open it, it gives me shitty 8-bit graphics, fixes the graphics, says 'Tomb Raider has stopped working' and then throws itself out the window. I don't know what's happening and I don't know how to fix it and I'm cranky; very, very cranky. My computer is shiny and new and I tried turning all the graphics all the way down and no dice.

HALP.